"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
I SAID THIS TO SOMEONE TODAY AND HE TOLD ME “WELL WHATS STOPPING YOU?” AND IT REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE SO I KISSED HIM AND HE KISSED ME BACK AND KISSED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A MOVIE.
This was really fucking cute
'I just wanted… I just needed to clear my head. Away from them. Away from you.'
I stared at him, trying to take what he had just said and align it with the look of all-out desperation on his face.
'Look,' I began, 'I get it. You don't like me, but-'
'I don't like you?'
He let out a low, flat laugh. One fell into the next, and it was awful—not at all him. He was half choking on them as he turned around, shaking his head. It almost sounded like a sob, the way his breath burst out of him.
'I don't like you,' he repeated, his face bleak. 'I don't like you?'
'Liam-' I started, alarmed.
'I can't—I can't think about anything or anyone else,' he whispered. A hand drifted up, dragging back through his hair. 'I can't think straight when you're around. I can't sleep. It feels like I can't breathe—I just-'
'Liam, please,' I begged. 'You're tired. You're barely over being sick. Let's just… Can we just go back to the others?'
'I love you.'